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 Post subject: why us ???
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:19 pm 
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THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is furtheraway. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak inwhispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much olderthan I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection. Well, REALLY NOW-even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the motorway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who makebathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

All I can do is pass along this warning:
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they used to be.

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 Post subject: Re: why us ???
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:24 pm 
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Pardon me

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 Post subject: Re: why us ???
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:48 pm 
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I know Jim. It's shouldn't be allowed! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: ;)


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 Post subject: Re: why us ???
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 7:15 am 
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Glad it's not just me then :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: why us ???
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:28 pm 
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Daftland

We live in a country called Daftland
The England we knew is no more
Where sensible people do ludicrous things
Or risk breaking some Daftland law.

In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
Less the villain has cause to complain
And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
Means your free with no stain to your name.

You had better leave lights on in buildings
When you lock up and go home at night
'cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
And there's no way you'll be in the right.

When speaking be wary in Daftland
As some terms that you've used all your life
Now have connotations unintended
And you'll end up in all sorts of strife.

We elect politicians in Daftland
To give us the laws of the land
Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
The whole thing has got out of hand.

The borders are open in Daftland
And of migrants there's no keeping track
Just a few of the thousands illegally here
Will ever be caught and sent back.

The exception to this is the hero
Who fought for this land in the war
He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
So he's not welcome here any more.

When the history is written of Daftland
Historians may just recall
That the craziest people in Daftland
Were the public who put up with it all.

;) :shock: ;)

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 Post subject: Re: why us ???
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:34 am 
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Very good, and true

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 Post subject: Re: why us ???
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what amazes me, the democratic process supposed to be Government for the people, bye the people, has some how got lost, and is government for the people, by a few of the people, and who can we blame for that? what stands out is, a power vacuum filled by any opportunist groups who make the effort to get the largest share of the votes cast by less than half the people, voting should be made law, not just a duty, if you don't vote then you cant claim benefits of any kind, get any employment, or a even a driving licence, no wonder this once great Country is a laughing stock to the rest of the world. :o :( :shock:

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