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 Post subject: Re: The Letter
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:33 pm 
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Too late, a huge flood of diarrhea emanated from the dogs rear end which caused Peter to slip and forced his head through the cat flap.


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Whereupon . the cat who was just returning from a long stroll around the area adjacent to where he lived, saw this ugly face staring at him through the cat-flap and promptly sunk his teeth into the nose of the intruder and then tore his left ear off.


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Anyway, that was all a week ago and a week is a long time in a marriage.


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 Post subject: Re: The Letter
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Now Peter had patched things up and was thinking of taking his wife out for a meal, but where should he go that was quiet and romantic?


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Where better than a stroll along the tow path past the remains of HMV, then a quiet pint at the pub The Anchor and finally a take away fish and chips somewhere in Hayes town?


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