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 Post subject: Re: The Letter
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:15 am 
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what would he think of an unconcious buxom blonde postie on her path and the fact she was a muslim :shock:


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She downed her coffee, threw herself together, grabbed her keys, and flew out the door heading for her job at a jewellery shop in town, stepping over the obstacle on the garden path on her way out the door.


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Getting into her red corvette stingray American sports car she sped off down the road only to realise ....


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She'd left the kettle on the gas and as she turned the car round the news on the radio said Prime Minister, Ted Heath, had just announced a three day week.


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As she turned into her street she suddenly heard a loud explosion and saw her house disintergrating before her very eyes.


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It was clearly going to be one of those days...


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she thought about going back to bed and pretending today never happened but then she realised she didnt have a bed anymore :shock:


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As she was contemplating what her future might be she saw her Rabbi turn up carrying a large suitcase.


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 Post subject: Re: The Letter
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It was all getting too much so she called out to the Rabbi that he couldn't come and stay for the week after all as the house looked like a bomb had hit it and anyway, she'd converted to CofE and with that she span the car round and headed off for work hoping for a simpler day ahead - and hoping hubby was OK; she wasn't one to make a drama out of a crisis.


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just then there was a huge flash and bang,hayes town had just been vapourised by the USAF,things were starting to look up :lol:


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