This had to go into Light Chat given it's comedic prose
http://www.galliardhomes.com/Trident-HouseA new focal point for the
regeneration of Hayes, Galliard Homes offer an all-private development of 98 superbly appointed apartment suites
situated in one of London’s most up and coming west London commuter belts. ( this bloke's either on drugs or taking the piss
)
Modern in design, and convenient in location, the suites at Trident House will provide
an appealing environment ( yeah, it sure will, bud )
to those seeking an exciting lifestyle ( yeah, pure sex, drugs and rock n'roll around here ) while remaining easily reachable, yet comfortably distant, from the hustle and bustle of city life. Set within a former office building, each fully refurbished and individually designed living environment will enjoy high specification interiors, designed to maximise on space, style and comfort.
Centrally located, Trident House is perfectly placed for residents to
enjoy the best the local area has to offer ( oh jesus, some mug somewhere's going to read this and believe it !
, from its high street amenities to recreational facilities and surrounding green open spaces. Hayes and Harlington station is located adjacent to the building, providing direct connections into London Paddington, Zone 1. With such easy access into central London,
at Trident House you will be spoilt for choice when it comes to world-class dining, entertaining and retail therapy options. ( you might be right about needing therapy
)
Crossrail will arrive at Hayes and Harlington station in 2018 bringing Trident House even closer to the City, West End and Canary Wharf, and in doing so providing its investors to the area with huge potential for capital growth.( The new Shoreditch indeed ! ) Coupled with the extensive redevelopment and improvements to the local vicinity,
proximity to Heathrow Airport and a growing commuter catchment increasing rental demand, ( read as one-way ticket from Heathrow after you've handed the keys to Hillingdon Council )these residences provide an appealing property investment opportunity.