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 Post subject: wimmin
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:42 pm 
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WOMEN


A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
she will inspire him to do things he never thougt he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in
to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most
confident,sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shite.
Never mind. :) :)

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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:39 pm 
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lol Is that a public announcement


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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:14 pm 
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I've seen the one that says wine does that to women! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:00 pm 
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I think it was whine does that , :o :o

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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
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I sooo need the 'bash 'im' smiley!


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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:58 am 
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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:37 pm 
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Thanks Kremmen! I'll borrow that! .....
Right.... who shall I bash first? :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:08 pm 
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cant stand wimmin who sits on my lap and bawls. :o :o

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 Post subject: Re: wimmin
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:11 pm 
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jim wrote:
cant stand wimmin who sits on my lap a bawls. :o :o


Agree I don't like ` Bawlin' women; the rest , on my lap, ???


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