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 Post subject: Re: Sounds Nasty
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 2:15 pm 
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25.
Nothing had moved for an hour.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP’s during a sitting of parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom. If they don't get it they're going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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